Smoking Cessation Pillows

'Unbelievable. Smoking a cigarette while shoveling snow. Did he leave a note?'

"But, can you help me quit smoking?"

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

Man carring plans

'As if passive smoking could possibly be harmless.'

'What's with the patch lady?' 'I'm trying to quit sewing.'

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

Stop Smoking Programe.

Non smoking section

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'I'm so proud of you, Brian - This is your fourth day without a cigarette!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"OK, I admit it. I smoke, drink and eat too much, don't exercise enough ..."

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

"So what will you be giving up for New Year then?"

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Doctor timing a woman quitting smoking.

'Heaven help the poor customer today. Finley quit smoking the morning!'

"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."

Man using nicotine patch incorrectly

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

'Everybody, but Jake's horse, was glad he'd given up smoking.'

"So what are you giving up for the New Year?"

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

'I'm trying to stop chewing gum.'

Fortune teller in smoking section.

'THere are two treatment options: Nicotine Gum to get off the patch, or the patch to get off nicotine gum.'

'Didn't your doctor tell you that you're not supposed to light the nicotine patches?'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

"Patch?"