Smoking Cessation Prints

'Unbelievable. Smoking a cigarette while shoveling snow. Did he leave a note?'

"But, can you help me quit smoking?"

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

Man carring plans

'As if passive smoking could possibly be harmless.'

'What's with the patch lady?' 'I'm trying to quit sewing.'

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

Stop Smoking Programe.

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

Non smoking section

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"OK, I admit it. I smoke, drink and eat too much, don't exercise enough ..."

'I'm so proud of you, Brian - This is your fourth day without a cigarette!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Turkey...cold turkey.

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

"So what will you be giving up for New Year then?"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

'Heaven help the poor customer today. Finley quit smoking the morning!'

Doctor timing a woman quitting smoking.

"So what are you giving up for the New Year?"

Man using nicotine patch incorrectly

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

Fortune teller in smoking section.

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

'I'm trying to stop chewing gum.'

'Everybody, but Jake's horse, was glad he'd given up smoking.'

'Didn't your doctor tell you that you're not supposed to light the nicotine patches?'

'THere are two treatment options: Nicotine Gum to get off the patch, or the patch to get off nicotine gum.'

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.