Smoking Cessation Seeker Prints

'Yeah, I quit smoking, but now I'm addicted to nicotine patches.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

No Smoking.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Nicotine Gum

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

Stop Smoking Program.

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

The smoking Gun

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Last week, stingy caf

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"Does it come in menthol?"