Giving Up Smoking Pillows

"Does it come in menthol?"

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Professional woman in pub

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

No Smoking.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Nevermore.'

Nicotine Gum

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

Stop Smoking Program.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'