Attempting To Quit Smoking Pillows

"But, can you help me quit smoking?"

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Professional woman in pub

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

No Smoking.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Nevermore.'

Stop smoking,instantly.

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Stop Smoking Program.

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'