Quitting Smokers Mugs

'Thanks to this new full body patch, my New Year's resolution is on day seven!!'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Professional woman in pub

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

No Smoking.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

'Nevermore.'

Stop smoking,instantly.

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

Stop Smoking Program.

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"