Quitting Smoking Journey Mugs

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Professional woman in pub

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

No Smoking.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Nicotine Gum

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Nevermore.'

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

Stop smoking,instantly.

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Stop Smoking Program.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'