Smoke Lovers Prints

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'I told him smoking would stunt his growth.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Remote control car breakdown.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'Smells good. What is it?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

Nature is not perfect

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

The Farmer's Return.

Mashed potatoes...

Exempli Gratia.

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

'Fred, everybody is here!'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

"They're infantilizing us!"

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."