Smoke Lovers Pillows

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Remote control car breakdown.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'Smells good. What is it?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

Nature is not perfect

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Exempli Gratia.

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

The Farmer's Return.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Mashed potatoes...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'Fred, everybody is here!'

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

Scientist's play practical joke with exploding cigar on dog.