Tobacco Critic Mugs

'Ready, set,...'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Pollution Look

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

Give up Smoking!

"They're infantilizing us!"

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Warning.

"Are you going to dispense candy with that mouth?"

Tobacconist recomending cigars to a buyer

What? Why the heck not?

The Kings Head.

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

Smokers.

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

Don't you puff your vape at me

"You're too young to be smoking!"

"It's from young Joe. He's in hot water with someone named Joycelyn Elders."

(When Worlds Collide) (Got a light?)

Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.

'Of course these lighters doesn't work. They're especially made for non-smokers!'

Smoking jackets outide menswear shop

Thanks for Smoking

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

'We need a birth ban, too, because every life ends fatally!'

'I feel stressed, one cigarette won't hurt.'