Smoke Critic Mugs

Start their day with a witty mug that pays homage to their smoky obsession. Perfect for mornings or coffee breaks, these mugs blend humor and style just right.

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"You're too young to be smoking!" mockup

"You're too young to be smoking!"

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..." mockup

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

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Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon mockup

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

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"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top." mockup

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

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Pollution Look

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Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

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'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.' mockup

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

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"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down." mockup

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

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Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you. mockup

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

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"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!" mockup

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

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"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' " mockup

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

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'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?' mockup

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

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'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.' mockup

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

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'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe). mockup

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

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"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!" mockup

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

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'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...' mockup

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

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Give up Smoking!

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'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.' mockup

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door... mockup

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

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'Smoking or non-smoking?'

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'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.' mockup

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

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Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan. mockup

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

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Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

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Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

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'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.' mockup

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

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"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic." mockup

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

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If they ban smoking in cars...

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"Verily, I doth detest these mock Stone Age taverns."

"Verily, I doth detest these mock Stone Age taverns." mockup

"Verily, I doth detest these mock Stone Age taverns."

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'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.' mockup

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

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"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once." mockup

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

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Smoke Critic Mugs Collection

Smoke Critic Pillows

Explore our selection of pillows designed for smoke critics—funny, cozy, and perfect to brighten any room.

Smoke Critic Prints

Check out our art prints featuring smokey themes—stylish and humorous pieces that make a bold statement in any space.

Smoke Critic T-Shirts

Browse our collection of smoke critic t-shirts to find witty and stylish options that showcase their love for all things smoky.