Tobacco Philosopher Pillows

(When Worlds Collide) (Got a light?)

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Pollution Look

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

Scariest Tactics

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

Warning.

What? Why the heck not?

Smokers.

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

The Kings Head.

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"Damn straight, it's not as if there's a war and they just hand us our profits."

'Here, Ben, try somma my spitless tobacco.'

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

'Ready, set,...'

Extreme Vaping

Smoking jackets outide menswear shop

Beer is made by men, wine by god.

Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.

"It's from young Joe. He's in hot water with someone named Joycelyn Elders."