Tobacco Historian Pillows

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

The Velvet Mesquite

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"I'll take this one!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

2020's Bug Bear

'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!'

Warning.

What? Why the heck not?

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'Here, Ben, try somma my spitless tobacco.'

"Well, I'm pretty sure I don't have Alzheimer's."

The Kings Head.

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

'Ready, set,...'

Tobacco black-marketing.

"It's from young Joe. He's in hot water with someone named Joycelyn Elders."

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'

(When Worlds Collide) (Got a light?)

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

"It's an old family recipe my great-grandmother found on the internet."

"Tobacco stocks opened lower on rumors that tobacco stocks would get smoked at the opening of trading."

Smoking

"I'll have 20 'Causes strokes and disability' and 20 'Can lead to impotence.'"

A Young Man Offers A Cigar.

'Suppose smoking kills you and we don't have nine lives?'