Smoking History Buff Pillows

The Evolution of Smoking.

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Remote control car breakdown.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

Vaping cigarette

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

The Farmer's Return.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Mashed potatoes...

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Nature is not perfect

Lab Rat Rehab...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Sergei Rachmaninov