Smoking Historian Pillows

Museum with smoker in glass box.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

Warning.

2020's Bug Bear

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

The Kings Head.

"Well, I'm pretty sure I don't have Alzheimer's."

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

'Curses on historical perspective.'

"I'm trying to quit Twitter."

(When Worlds Collide) (Got a light?)

Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.

"Well, if you really want me to eat my vegetables why can't you make them taste like chocolate?"

Thanks for Smoking

'Allowing prayer time at work...It's a disgrace!'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

'We need a birth ban, too, because every life ends fatally!'

Smoker

Holbein, Woodbein

'Why would anybody want to smoke this stuff?'

Mona Wheezer.

"They're pretty strict about smoking here."

Got a light ?

'Bad news. THe only way Government will allow us to offset the new graphic images with a smiley face is if it's on a respirator.'