Smoking Culture Aficionado Pillows

'They say they're going to sue us for forcing them to smoke.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Remote control car breakdown.

José Saramago

"What?!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

The Farmer's Return.

Mashed potatoes...

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Albert Camus

Exempli Gratia.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Lab Rat Rehab...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."