Smoking Culture Fan Pillows

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

"Great coffee, Carole."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

'Secondhand smoke.'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Remote control car breakdown.

"What?!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

Vaping cigarette

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

The Farmer's Return.

Exempli Gratia.

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Mashed potatoes...

Nature is not perfect

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'Fred, everybody is here!'

Sergei Rachmaninov