Tobacco Historian Gifts

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

The Velvet Mesquite

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

2020's Bug Bear

Warning.

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

The Kings Head.

'Here, Ben, try somma my spitless tobacco.'

"Well, I'm pretty sure I don't have Alzheimer's."

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

'Ready, set,...'

"It's from young Joe. He's in hot water with someone named Joycelyn Elders."

(When Worlds Collide) (Got a light?)

Tobacco black-marketing.

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

"I'll have 20 'Causes strokes and disability' and 20 'Can lead to impotence.'"

Smoking

"Tobacco stocks opened lower on rumors that tobacco stocks would get smoked at the opening of trading."

"It's an old family recipe my great-grandmother found on the internet."

A Young Man Offers A Cigar.

'...now they want to tax to death one thing that gives people pleasure.'

'Suppose smoking kills you and we don't have nine lives?'