Smoker's Irony Fan T-Shirts

Identity Parade - Smoker.

'Do you mind!!?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

"The dog wants out again!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

igloo smoking zone...

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

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"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Snatching Failure from the Jaws of Success

If they ban smoking in cars...

Snowman

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

Hell's Smoking Section

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

'Sorry, I can't let you have a last cigarette. The firing squad don't like breathing in second hand smoke.'

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?"