Unapologetic Smoker Gifts

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Stop Smoking Program.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Smells good. What is it?'

The smoking Gun

Nature is not perfect

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Albert Camus

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Lab Rat Rehab...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Sergei Rachmaninov

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

Stress Relief in WWII & Today.

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

'Cigarette?'

The real cause of forest fires

Smoking Firemen.