Unapologetic Smoker Gifts

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'Smells good. What is it?'

Stop Smoking Program.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

The smoking Gun

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Lab Rat Rehab...

Sergei Rachmaninov

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

'Cigarette?'

'Smoking section, please.'

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

"It's for you."

The real cause of forest fires

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)