Smoking Sympathizer Gifts

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Professional woman in pub

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Smells good. What is it?'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

The smoking Gun

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Cigarette?'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

Packey Bar.

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

The real cause of forest fires

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."