Smoker Sympathizers Gifts

Bad fish.

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"What?!"

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."

"I don't particularly fancy you, but you're the only one I know who still smokes.'

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

"I gotta quit that."

Action Plan to quit smoking

A cigar daño

'How did you quit smoking?'

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

The little engine that wouldn't.

I've been smoking all my life and it's never done ME any harm... But you're only 25!

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.

Vaporer

Welcome to Hades - No Smoking.

'Since giving up smoking my huffing and puffing have improved considerably.'

'It's a nicotine patch.'