Smoker Sympathizers Pillows

Bad fish.

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"What?!"

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."

'How did you quit smoking?'

The little engine that wouldn't.

Action Plan to quit smoking

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

"I don't particularly fancy you, but you're the only one I know who still smokes.'

"I gotta quit that."

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

A cigar daño

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

I've been smoking all my life and it's never done ME any harm... But you're only 25!

Smoker: Heart Problems.

"Can he have one?"

'Since giving up smoking my huffing and puffing have improved considerably.'

Welcome to Hades - No Smoking.

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.