Smoker Solidarity Pillows

'We've been disenfranchised!'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

The real cause of forest fires

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."

Cigarette Warnings

'No, I don't mind if you smoke...As long as you don't mind if I throw you through that wall.'

The little engine that wouldn't.

Action Plan to quit smoking

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

'How did you quit smoking?'

"I gotta quit that."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

Celebrity Yoga.

J. Smith: Passive Smoker

'That's smoke, not soap that causes cancer, Mr. McWit.'

"Oi...use the bloody ashtray!"

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.

'I've been smoking too much lately!'

"Really, …. A pipe suits you."