Smoker Solidarity Mugs

'We've been disenfranchised!'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

The real cause of forest fires

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

Cigarette Warnings

"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."

Action Plan to quit smoking

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

"I gotta quit that."

'How did you quit smoking?'

The little engine that wouldn't.

'No, I don't mind if you smoke...As long as you don't mind if I throw you through that wall.'

Celebrity Yoga.

J. Smith: Passive Smoker

'Since giving up smoking my huffing and puffing have improved considerably.'

"Oi...use the bloody ashtray!"

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.

"Really, …. A pipe suits you."

'That's smoke, not soap that causes cancer, Mr. McWit.'

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole