Smoker's Camaraderie Pillows

"Well what else do you expect him to do at 5pm on a Friday?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Do you mind!!?'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Workplace Shinanigans

"What?!"

Remote control car breakdown.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The dog wants out again!"

Nature is not perfect

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Mashed potatoes...

igloo smoking zone...

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

The Farmer's Return.

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

'Fred, everybody is here!'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

"It's for you."

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

Scientist's play practical joke with exploding cigar on dog.

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

Trophy no smoking campaigner

No Smoking.

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

'I want to be buried in the smoking section!'