Smoker Sympathizer Gifts

'Personally I like the taste of smokers.'

'Some smokers still resent no smoking signs...'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Professional woman in pub

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Smells good. What is it?'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

The smoking Gun

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'Cigarette?'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

The real cause of forest fires

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'