Reformed Smoker T-Shirts

Smoking as a time bomb.

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Men gossiping

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Richard Hughes.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'You rang?'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Swamp creature with French baguette.

Pipe Smoking Fish

A cigar daño

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

Smokers.

The legal gentleman named brass

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

"I left the toilet seat up once too often."

'I gave up smoking.'

Man carring plans

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

'Look! Make your mind up - do you want to go to football training or don't you, Geoffrey?'

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'