Fashion Revolutionary Gifts

'I can't get the tag off my designer blouse.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Man burning his tie.

Punkins

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Fashion Week"

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'Does anyone have a question?'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"I just love these casual fridays."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'