Fashion Revolutionary Gifts

'I can't get the tag off my designer blouse.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Fashion Week"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"I just love these casual fridays."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'