Modest Fashion Advocate Gifts

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

A woman in prayer

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

The Hooligan.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

One Dollar, One Vote

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Take it. It's the dress code."

"Madonna's out early this morning."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Sorry, coach. My mom says the other football pants are "too revealing."

'Post-maternity wear.'

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

"More like 95% off!"

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

"Make me look like this."

"I have to interview a few more people, but so far, you're definitely a front-runner."

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'Call me anti-social if you want. The pants stay on.'

"Please excuse Steve...he hates pretentiousness!"

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

Anti-Sweatshop Campaign

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."