Modest Fashion Advocate T-Shirts

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

A woman in prayer

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

The Hooligan.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Take it. It's the dress code."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

'Post-maternity wear.'

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"Make me look like this."

"More like 95% off!"

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

"I have to interview a few more people, but so far, you're definitely a front-runner."

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

'Call me anti-social if you want. The pants stay on.'

"Please excuse Steve...he hates pretentiousness!"

Anti-Sweatshop Campaign

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

'You can have any of my coats Verl, I've grown out of all of them.'

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."