Undergarment Debaters Gifts

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Underweird bras."

'Have you any W fronts?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Happy Brithday

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"Long Johns Silver."

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

"Dress code?"

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

'Fairy friday.'

'He is wearing shoes.'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

Free Bra Fitting.

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

'Hey, wait a minute - this is a Guernsy!...'

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.

'Dress code?'

"Going bra-less has pulled the wrinkles out of my face..."