Red Pants Aficionado Gifts

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Bobbies library of jeans

"Underweird bras."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Happy Brithday

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Shirt Maker.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Rosie Cheeks

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Ghost Porn

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

A most alarming swelling!

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'