Red Pants Aficionado Gifts

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Underweird bras."

Bobbies library of jeans

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Happy Brithday

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Rosie Cheeks

Ghost Porn

Shirt Maker.

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

A most alarming swelling!

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'