Sweatpants Lover Gifts

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"I'm looking for a position that will allow me to telecommute while I sit around in sweatpants watching Netflix."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Crisis at the health club.

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

The hand-knitted Xmas jumper...

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

I love coloured tights

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

"I'd be a morning person if dawn came around about ten!"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

Turtleneck Alternatives