Sweater Admirer Gifts

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Christmas Ugly Sweater Contest

Romance

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Shouldn't have, you really."

I love my cape

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

cat singing into microphone

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

My tail's cold.

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

The Truth About Mermaids

'Well this is awkward.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

They're bred specifically for the holiday season.

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!