Collecting Stockings Gifts

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

Great British Eccentrics.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"Would you like to try them out?"

The Dandy

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Flight Socks.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

John Styx

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

Clown with Big Feet