Sock Puppet Collector Gifts

Do you need a hand?

'I say we decide by a show of hands.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Flight Socks.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

The Complete Cycle.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

"My real son was made of wood."

"You have one, two, three months to live."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.