Sock Puppet Aficionado Gifts

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'