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'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

No, Ernie, I said to get Mister "Spock."

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'He does.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

And now, for a rebuttal.