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"You're wanted on the phone, it's the coastguard."

No caption. (A mother bear makes shadow animals on the wall of a cave in front of a flashlight. The images are of a bear scaring a hunter).

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'He does.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Ventriloquist Grave

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."