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"You're wanted on the phone, it's the coastguard."

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'He does.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Ventriloquist Grave

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."