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"I assure you, Chuck is completely stable – no need to question his sanity. Nope, perfectly fine. Better than fine – great! Chuck is doing great. Now onto the quarterly report."

'She's walking all over you. Move on. And never run on hardwood floors.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Dead Sock Puppet

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Quiet please, can't you see I'm on the phone?"

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Ventriloquist Grave

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

And now, for a rebuttal.