Sock Puppet Enthusiast Gifts

"I assure you, Chuck is completely stable – no need to question his sanity. Nope, perfectly fine. Better than fine – great! Chuck is doing great. Now onto the quarterly report."

'She's walking all over you. Move on. And never run on hardwood floors.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Dead Sock Puppet

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Quiet please, can't you see I'm on the phone?"

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Leslie Caron.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Ventriloquist Grave

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"