Sock Puppet Master Gifts

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Great British Eccentrics.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

The Complete Cycle.

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

"Whoa, too much information!"

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

'A room with double beds, please.'

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

"His words, not mine."

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"Who would like to discuss the concept of free will?"