Sock Puppet Master Gifts

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Great British Eccentrics.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"How about a hand."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

The Complete Cycle.

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

'A room with double beds, please.'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

"Whoa, too much information!"

"His words, not mine."

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"