Sock Puppet Fan Gifts

"Put a sock on his growth and he's the life of the party!"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Missing sock

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Easter bunny Island.

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Your puppet is suing you for harassment.'

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'Take your time. Do any of these look like the shadowy figure you saw at the crime scene?'

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Octopus Shadow Puppets

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Pinochio's dad hammering nails in to Pinochio's bottom

Ventriloquist shocked to find dummy has relieved himself on his knee

Cleaner and sculpture

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

"To bat that stupid rolled-up sock around all morning or not to bat the stupid sock around, that is the question."

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

The Trouble With Cloning

"Nice talking to you."

"I used A.I. to read his mind."