Sock Puppet Fan Pillows

"Put a sock on his growth and he's the life of the party!"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Missing sock

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Easter bunny Island.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

'Your puppet is suing you for harassment.'

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

"Your father helped me, too."

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

'Take your time. Do any of these look like the shadowy figure you saw at the crime scene?'

Octopus Shadow Puppets

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

Ventriloquist shocked to find dummy has relieved himself on his knee

Bashing french speaking Canadians just makes you look like a proper moron.

Cleaner and sculpture

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

"To bat that stupid rolled-up sock around all morning or not to bat the stupid sock around, that is the question."

Pinochio's dad hammering nails in to Pinochio's bottom

Taking selfies at the kelpies

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

The Trouble With Cloning

"Nice talking to you."