Giant Sock Fan Pillows

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Fine. And you?'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Missing sock

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

Shoe Whore

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

An Australian man with flying platypi on the wall (instead of flying ducks).

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

Life Drawing Class

A little girl and her Saint Bernard

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

'Beg.' (pet owner to huge dog)

Sleepy cat

'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'

"He thinks the lamp shop is three blocks down on the left. Wasn't sure what time it closes."

"I've lost my corkscrew!"

Line-up for a person's shoe print.