Fuzzy Sock Fans Gifts

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

Pet a Puppy

Sheep In Curlers

Why Poodles Become Killers

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'You've got lot toe!'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

Missing sock

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Shoe Whore

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

Tequila Mocking Bird

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

Summer feet.

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

Love or Confusion?

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'

Mean Frogs