Fuzz Fans Gifts

'Look out it's the Fuzz.'

Pet a Puppy

Why Poodles Become Killers

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Geezer.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

Dog fetches dice

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Champagne Tasting.

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

Flower drinking cola.

'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'

"And this is where the magic happens."

The iSaw

Biology Dept. I love teaching the class on fungus --- it gives me a chance to mold young minds.

Putting the pets out.

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

Rorschach multiple-choice test.

Golfing Fakir.

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

'The flies are heading over this way. Brace yourself.'

I like spring okay, except for the mammoths shedding.

A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.

"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."

Jim took management through his latest development. He was going after the generation where every child gets a ribbon!!