Facial Fuzz Fanatic Gifts

'I don't know why, with a face that ugly he has to underline it.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Super pets.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Movember

30 Days Has Movember

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Lazy plumber.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

My Life in Beards.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Clock Tower Shadow

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Beard, socks and sandals.

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

How to wear a false moustache.

Reading the future in beard stubble.

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"She has your soul patch."

'From this day on, we live in a true democracy. The voters have spoken, and the muttonchops must go.'