Facial Fuzz Fanatic Gifts

'I don't know why, with a face that ugly he has to underline it.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Movember

30 Days Has Movember

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Lazy plumber.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Clock Tower Shadow

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Beard, socks and sandals.

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Reading the future in beard stubble.

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'From this day on, we live in a true democracy. The voters have spoken, and the muttonchops must go.'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"She has your soul patch."

'Believe it or not, my husband finds my goatee very attractive...'

How to wear a false moustache.