Fuzzy Sock Fans Mugs

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

Pet a Puppy

Why Poodles Become Killers

Sheep In Curlers

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'You've got lot toe!'

Missing sock

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Shoe Whore

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Tequila Mocking Bird

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

Summer feet.

Biology Dept. I love teaching the class on fungus --- it gives me a chance to mold young minds.

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

Mean Frogs

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'